Footsteps on the ceiling

Pentru ca nu o sa scrie niciodata asa ceva:

Men love their penises
Man’s best friend is actually his penis. And he assumes it’s our best friend, too. After all, like a dog, it’s always happy to see us, enjoys being petted and often rubs itself against our legs. And have you noticed that guys are so intimate with their members that they often create pet names for them, including Mr. Friendly, Bob’s Big Boy and the ever-so-subtle Thruster?

While women have internal, squishy accommodations, men are equipped with external, throbbing reminders of the biological imperative to “spread the seed.” Every time they look down at their tools standing at attention, they remember that their penises are there for a reason — to conquer the planet. That’s why they’ve built so many monuments in the penis’s likeness. The phallus is represented by erected symbols of power worldwide, from the Eiffel Tower to the Empire State Building.

Pentru ca nu o sa dedice niciodata un blog special despre cat de mult urasc barbatii sau despre inchinarea la organele lor.

Pentru ca nu o sa isi faca niciodata timp pentru a scrie un post doar sa isi arate ura fata de rasa. Da, de la acest post a plecat totul.

Pentru ca pe IHateWomen.com este o sectiune despre Women Who Hate Women si pe IHateMen.com nu este niciodata vorba de asa ceva.

Pentru ca Britannica nu le-a dedicat niciodata barbatilor niciodata un timeline in care sa descrie evolutia atitudinii fata de ei de-a lungul timpului.

Pentru ca nu exista un Men Hall of Fame, caci ar manca jumatate din resursele internetului, dar pe ele nu le deranjeaza sa aiba asa ceva, ba dimpotriva, au nevoie.

Pentru ca revistele pentru barbati sunt cu mult mai inteligente decat revistele pentru femei. Si sunt destule femei care citesc reviste pentru barbati, dar nu si invers. Ah, si revistele pentru barbati mai fac si update la site, pentru ca se gandesc ca cititorii vor intra in cele din urma.

Pentru ca MISOGINÍSM (n. livr. Lipsă de încredere faţă de calităţile morale ale femeilor; atitudine negativă faţă de femei /misogin + suf. ~ism) suna bine si MISANDRÍE ((Med.) Repulsie patologică faţă de bărbaţi. – Din fr. misandrie.) este un rezultat fizic, nu o atitudine ce iti aduce faima si beri in gasca.

In loc de concluzie:
We have profound thoughts, good brains, dreams, fabulously intricate inner workings, the power of creation and artistic talents. We are your mother, sister, girlfriend, best friend, worst enemy. We are not merely tits and ass and pussy tight pussy, though we have these things and admit they are FUCKIN’ WONDERFUL. Erections are nice and everything, but just because you get one doesn’t mean it’s a woman’s duty to hop on. We are tired of saying, “Oh, when I mean male aggression, I don’t mean you dear, you have never said a mean thing or objectified me in any way, I mean other men who raped me/hit me/made me feel like a walking fuck hole just because I have a nice place where a dick could go”. The worst offenders know who they are and seem to be the most likely to ask for exemption. The guys who do not participate in objectifying women also know who they are, and are the ones most likely to get really good sex, full time friendship and fantastic conversation with women. These are the guys who make nice lovers/husbands/boyfriends, and there are many of them. (Prin bunavointa www.everything2.com)